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I'd like to make this ridiculously clear. THIS is not a picspam. THIS is an ode to the undying and passionate love you have for a charming yet particularly bitchy individual with a talent for drumming. So sit back, relax, and drool bbkeks, because you've earned it.
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So,  once upon a time in Las Vegas, Nevada, there was a boy named Spencer James Smith the Fifth. He liked to do all the normal stuff young  boys do, ukno. Ride bikes, build sandcastles, dress up as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; the norm.
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Spencer also liked to hang out with this guy called George Ryan Ross the Third. They met one day while Ryan was hitting around golf balls in his yard, and since Ryan was a Third and Spencer was a Fifth, they decided they should be BBFL's or, Best Bros Fo' Lifez~
Spencer SMith and ryan Ross When they Were Young Pictures, Images and Photos

How gangsta.
But Spencer and Ryan longed for more than just to be extreme bros until the end of time. That's why one Christmas Santa Claus was a total bamf and brought Ryan a guitar, and Spencer some drums.
And at first Spencer was like
Young Spencer Smith Pictures, Images and Photos
But then he was all like
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And it was gooooooooooooooood.
So Ryan was all LET'S FORM A BAND!11!!!!!! And Spencer was all w.e. so they did, and it failed. But then they hired this serial killeresque dude with greasy hair who could play bass. And then Ryan was all "Brosefz we need a new guitar playurrr!!1!!!!" So the serial killer guy was like "idk i know this hyper kid." So he brought the kid in and as it turns out, the guy could do awesome Golem impressions, so they totally hired him.
Spencer was so excited about the full line-up that he... dyed his hair black?
spencer smith... Pictures, Images and Photos
Alright w.e. Spence. We're all different.

So0O0O0o0O0O0o0O0O0o0O0O0o0O0o0o00o0O0o0O long story short, they fire serial killer guy and hire a new guy named Jon, who Spencer may or may not have fallen madly in love with the moment he saw him.
Jon Walker & Spencer smith Pictures, Images and Photos
Like, creepy, irrevocable love.
AND THUS, THE TRUE PANIC! AT THE DISCO WAS BORN.
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SO now let's travel through the ages.
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2006 was a big year for Spencer. His band was finally big, he was touring the world, andd he had an amazing boyfriend. Let us scan through these happy times.

2006 Pictures, Images and Photos
;D
Spencer Pictures, Images and Photos
Sleepy. Poor bb.
Spencer Smith Pictures, Images and Photos
:3
spencer Pictures, Images and Photos
>:* How can someone even look pissed while making a kissy face? Fair do's, Spencer Smith. Fair do's.
OH FUCK.
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IT'S THE BITCH FACE. EVERYBODY BACK THE FUCK OFF IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE. SPENCER SMITH WILL CUT YOU UP AND BURN YOUR CHILDREN WITH HIS EYES. Cool shoes btw, bro~
Spencer Smith Pictures, Images and Photos
That's better. Less scary~
Spencer Smith Pictures, Images and Photos
I don't know if I can handle all this pwnage.
Spencer Smith Pictures, Images and Photos
bonus!amanda palmer :DDDDDD
Spencer Smith Pictures, Images and Photos
Shocked and confused after finding himself in a box shipped to your room-- WHAT?! Who said that? >_> (That's totally your present, btw)
Spencer Smith Pictures, Images and Photos
Just drumlinin' like nbd~
Spencer Smith Pictures, Images and Photos
Spencer Smith and The Butcher Pictures, Images and Photos
bonus! shirtless! AND pantsless! butcher + Spencer lolin' on a river? WHAT IS THIS, OH MY.
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And a nice smile to close off the year <3
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In 2007 Spence pm played tambourine for like 340340 months and grew a sweet beard. Whatever. We're still documenting it.
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Signing shit b/c he's cool like that.
Spencer Smith, Jon Walker and Brendon Urie Pictures, Images and Photos
Heh. Kerrang. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
jon walker and spencer smith; roof Pictures, Images and Photos
Just chilling with the bf on a roof, ukno~
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Idec if this is 2007 or not. It's not. But Spencer in his undies needs to be included, okay. Because they're pink. They're pink, and there's a coffee cup in this picture <3_<3
Panic At The Disco Pictures, Images and Photos
Cabin love like nbd.
Panic At The Disco Pictures, Images and Photos
Spence was totally checking out this picspam, but he had to minimize b/c he didn't want the journalist to see. I mean I'm js.
Always Pictures, Images and Photos
Dirty hippie cowboys like nbd.
Panic! At The Disco Pictures, Images and Photos
SPENCER IS HALF CUT-OFF. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT. However he still looks good so I thought I'd include it~
jon spencer Pictures, Images and Photos
Something smells like OTP up in this picspam~
spencer Pictures, Images and Photos
HOLY MOTHERFUCK IT'S ANOTHER BITCHFACE. *Weezes* ds;jg;asjlgas;ld I'm so scared. Hold me, Caz. D:
(Once again not '07. But I mean, come on. Bitch. Face).
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And ending with another smile, because, fuck yeah, smiling <3
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Now 2008 was another happy year of drugs, P.O. touring, drugs, more slash, drugs, some more facial hair, and also some more drugs. GIVE IT UP FOR 2008.

IMAGE 10: Jon Walker, Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross, and Brendon Urie Pictures, Images and Photos
Never fails to make me lul, omg.
Panic! At The Disco Pictures, Images and Photos
~Somber-ish ig.~
Red Pictures, Images and Photos
CUT THE SHIT, BRENDON. SPENCER IS NOT A COUCH.
ellos Pictures, Images and Photos
Nom.
jon spencer Pictures, Images and Photos
I still love you for pointing this out to me, omg.
Really, Spencer. Really.
spencer Pictures, Images and Photos
:3 This is qt to me for some reason.
spencer Pictures, Images and Photos
"REINVENT LOoOoOooo0O0o0O0o0o0O0o0O0oVE."
spencer Pictures, Images and Photos
Being a drumming bamf, like he does.
spencer Pictures, Images and Photos
...Cool shirt ig? o.O
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Spencer Smith and Jon Walker Pictures, Images and Photos
Are ya feelin' the OTP? ARE YA FEELIN' IT?
Brendon Urie &amp; Spencer Smith Pictures, Images and Photos
It's all in... Another language. But who gives a fuck because there's a Spencer in the middle.
Panic at the Disco Pictures, Images and Photos
Classy boys~
Panic at the Disco Pictures, Images and Photos
Round of applause for the bitch hips. Let's objectify like woah.
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm188/xXdeadharlequinXx/Panic%20At%20The%20Disco/2008-04_rocksound4.jpg
This whole photoshoot... What the fuck.
Panic at the Disco Pictures, Images and Photos
Still looking classy. And check out those smiles :3
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2009 was a bittersweet year. We saw the split of a great band that separated the hipsters from the boys. But we also watched an amazing tour unfold, and throughout all of this, Spencer stayed strong and bearded.
Spencer Smith Pictures, Images and Photos
I also got you Spencer hugs for your birthday, I'm js.
spencer Pictures, Images and Photos
FUCK YEAH, NEW ALBUM. <3 We're so ready for you, omg.
spencer Pictures, Images and Photos
Emo bangs like yeah.
spencer Pictures, Images and Photos
Cape Town?
...
CAPE TOWN! \o/
spencer Pictures, Images and Photos
;DDDD
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I'm sorry, but I don't have anything for 2010 ): I can make it up to you, though!
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Smith porn?
Jon Walker and Spencer Smith Pictures, Images and Photos
OTP?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBHeuRMW7d4
Momentum?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Msq3qR3ph6Q
Gay bar?
SLOW LORIS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9f-6jygRJk
Yeah. Totally the Slow Loris.

ANY-FUCKING-WAY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMAZING FACE DAS;LGJADS;LGJ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, YOU'LL BE GETTING YOUR PRESENTS WHENEVER FYE FEELS LIKE MAILING ME THE TAKE A VACATION SLEEVES. HAVE A GOOD DAY, BB. <3
Love,
Rachel & SFS.
 
 
 
 
 
 

<b>Title:</b> With Extra Foam [S/A]

<b>Author:</b> <lj user="nearlyvelveteen">

<b>Rating:</b> PG-13 for swearing and some awkward!ryan that may or may not cause some douche bag!brendon.

<b>Pairing:</b> Ryan/Brendon (with hints of Jon/Spencer)

<b>POV:</b> Third. Brendon centric.

<b>Summary:</b> Brendon doesn’t want much out of life. All he’s asking for is a reasonable job to pay for college, a steady career once he graduates, and a couple good friends to get him through the rest of his days. What he isn’t asking for, is Ryan.

<b>Disclaimer:</b> If this was real, I wouldn’t be writing it. I would be in Starbucks 24/7 observing it. It’s not real.

<b>Beta:</b> <lj user="Santipathy">

<b>Author Notes:</b> Just another fluffy barista fic. A million bajillion thanks and hugs to <lj user="Santipathy"> for being the best beta/handholder ever. And to Meghan for laughing at the idea of Joe going to Prague.

<lj-cut text="Brendon‘s been working at Starbucks for four minutes and fifty two seconds">Brendon doesn’t want much out of life. All he’s asking for is a reasonable job to pay for college, a steady career once he graduates, and a couple good friends to get him through the rest of his days.

<center>What he isn’t asking for, is Ryan.</center>

Brendon’s been working at Starbucks for exactly four minutes and fifty two seconds when it happens. He’s sitting at his post behind the counter (alone, because no one else is stupid or desperate enough to take the 6 AM shift <I>voluntarily</I>) flicking through a magazine with a bored expression on his face. He hears the bells above the door chime as someone walks in, but he doesn’t look up, too distracted by Lindsey Lohan’s latest arrest to address the customer. This isn’t permanent, he assures himself as he scratches at his stupid green apron. He just has to pay off the rest of his grants, and then he’s home free.

When he notices that said customer hasn’t made any move to come to the front of the shop, Brendon looks up. The guy he sees looks like he’s had a rough night, to say the least. His full ensemble consists of black fuzzy slippers, blue and white plaid pajama pants, and a grey v-neck that hugs every non-existent curve in the guy’s body. If that wasn’t enough, his brown hair (which appears as if it could have been straightened at one point) is sticking up in just about every direction ever invented, adding to the ridiculousness. The icing on the cake, though, is the fact that the man’s bloodshot eyes are the widest that Brendon has ever seen in his life. Brendon raises his eyebrows. The guy flushes at being caught, and swallows, but continues to stare.

“Welcome to Starbucks,” Brendon greets, still puzzled. “How may I help you?”

The stranger opens his mouth wide, but immediately clamps it shut, quickly shaking his head.

Brendon’s brow furrows. “You know me taking your order and making it is going to require some speaking, right, sir?”

The man nods, visibly embarrassed. He takes a step closer while looking at the menu. Brendon notes that he really doesn’t look much older than himself, and suspects that he’s acting the way he is due to an all-night study session.

The guy looks confident in his selection, but when his lips part to order, and his gaze travels back to Brendon’s he becomes tight-lipped again. Brendon sighs.

“Alright, here,” he suggests. “Look at the menu, look at the number next to whatever you want, then show me that number with your fingers, got it?”

The other man nods bashfully and holds up seven freakishly long fingers. Brendon gives a small smile and gets to work on a peppermint mocha.

When the drink is finished, (and it’s pure fucking <I>perfection,</I> if Brendon says so himself) he sets it down on the counter, where the customer is waiting, his head half bent. Blushing again, he hands Brendon the money.

Brendon shows off his best Employee Smile (all teeth and sincerity; he’s been practicing for a week) and gives a hearty, “Have a good day!” The man offers another longing stare, this time at the annoying grin on Brendon’s face, before his own lips twitch and he nods, walking away with his coffee.

Brendon’s counting the money when he sees that-- hey. As good as the customer’s latte inevitably was, it was <I>not</I> worth $13.75.

“Wait!” Brendon calls as the guy’s hand is touching the door. “This is ten bucks more than you owe me.”

The man doesn’t even turn around, just waves his hand in a dismissive manner and walks out.

Brendon shrugs, and remembers the guy. And it’s not because of his crazy appearance or lack of speaking abilities, but because, sweet. Ten extra bucks.

<center>----</center>

Three weeks later, the guy is still showing up. Sure he’s a little more carefully dressed, and he doesn’t stare at Brendon like he’s the messiah, but other than that nothing really changes. He still comes in at the same time every morning, still blushes too much for a normal person, and he still doesn’t talk. It’s become normal routine now. Brendon will fake grin at him, and he’ll give a cautious smile back as he holds up his seven fingers. Brendon will make him a latte fit for a king, the man will pay (Brendon makes sure that it really is only $3.75-- nothing more, nothing less) and that’s pretty much all that happens between them until the next morning, when the guy orders again.

Sometimes, in between double espresso shots and caramel frappes, Brendon wonders about the strange customer. During the first week, he thinks that the guy has the ability to speak, he just chooses not to. When the second week comes along, he wonders what the problem could possibly be. <I>Why</I> won’t the customer speak, even to order a coffee? And by the third week he’s come to accept the only logical conclusion: The mysterious regular is a mute.

When the customer comes in on the first day of the fourth week, Brendon has already started on his usual. Brendon doesn’t even try with conversation anymore. If the guy really is a mute, then Brendon doesn’t want to make the situation awkward for him. That’s why he really doesn’t expect what happens next when his back is turned, filling the last of the coffee cup with foamy milk.

He hears the guy inhale a sharp breath before saying “Hi,“ in a robotic monotone.

<center>Brendon drops the cup.</center>

He gapes at the customer in disbelief. “Um. I. Hi? I mean…You can talk?”

The man goes white at Brendon’s eyes on him and tucks his head into his chin.

“Well hey, that’s. Don’t be embarrassed. I just…I didn’t know--”

The man nods his head towards the coffee covering the floor behind the counter.

“Right,” says Brendon. “Let me make you a new one. On the house.”

He makes the mocha in record time, being sure not to slip on the mess of coffee everywhere and, fuck, he’s going to have to clean that up later. Goddammit.

And this time, when Brendon gives his normal blinding smile and his wish for the customer to have a good day, he swears he hears the guy whisper a thanks.

<center>Brendon mentally fist pumps.</center>

<center>----</center>

This goes on for a while, the little game they have. It’s a pretty boring game, actually. It probably wouldn’t make that much money as a product, and it would most likely have to be ages 10+ because little kids really can’t go that long without saying much. Anyways. The point is, it’s a game.

Each day the guy says hi to Brendon with more vigor and confidence than the first and, okay, Brendon gets it. He can <I>talk,</I> fine. Brendon’s never been the best at hypothesizing.

But soon it’s not just talking. The guy seems to want to hang around the shop more, and that’s just crossing the line. Brendon has a four step process for serving customers. Take the order, make the order, charge, kick out. He thinks it’s a great system, one not to be fucked with.

<center>This guy is fucking with the system.</center>

One day, after the man pays for his latte (step 3 out of 4 complete, check) instead of leaving, he clutches his cup and stares at his shoes. “Have a good day, sir,” Brendon says <I>again.</I> (He’s said this twice already. Apparently, this guy can’t take a hint.) The customer’s eyes are still on his shoes. Out of curiosity, Brendon leans over and looks at the guy’s shoes too. Nothing special, but the man backs up and blushes in embarrassment. Other than that, he still <I>doesn’t move.</I>

That’s enough, Brendon decides. It’s time to take some action. “You know, you can leave now. People are waiting.” It’s true. People are starting to form a line behind the guy’s awkward frame.

“I. Um,” the man begins. Brendon sighs and cocks his hip expectantly. The customer turns around swiftly (bumping into a few people) and nearly gallops out of the shop.

Brendon raises his eyebrows, and shakes his head. Some dudes are just weird.

<center>----

Three days later, Brendon learns his name.</center>

Since that day, the guy's been saying his usual hello to Brendon, but nothing more. Now, when Brendon places his latte on the counter, instead of handing him the money, he licks his lips and inhales with determination.

“My name’s Ryan,” he states and smiles like he’s proud of himself.

Brendon quirks a half-interested eyebrow at him. He drags a finger across his name tag and says simply, “Brendon.”

Ryan takes his coffee and stares at Brendon’s nametag with glazed hazel eyes and--okay. That’s getting a little creepy. <I>“Brendon,”</I> he hears him murmur, as if trying it out on his own lips.

Ryan clears his throat and blushes his usual crimson as he turns away. “Have a good day, Brendon,” he squeaks as he pads out the door.

And it’s then --and only then, because Brendon is slow with this kind of stuff, alright?-- that he figures out that he has an admirer (or a stalker, but at this point Brendon doesn’t know which is worse).

<center>----</center>

Weeks, months pass, and Ryan is getting less and less shy with every visit to Starbucks. Maybe someone, somewhere would consider this a good thing. Maybe in different circumstances a therapist some place would describe this as a breakthrough. But Ryan shedding his shy layer meant that he felt the need to talk to Brendon more and more. And sure, Brendon doesn’t mind conversation. Not with people he knows. People who he’s friends with. People who aren’t creepily, madly in love with him.

<center>It was kind of sweet at the beginning, okay. But now it’s just too much.</center>

Brendon’s been keeping track of all the weird things Ryan’s done. He’s made a fucking <I>list</I> because he’s pretty sure that if any of this gets freakier he’s got perfectly liable reasons to call the cops.

On January 22nd Ryan tells Brendon he’s writing a book about him. Brendon is a bit astounded (“Well that’s. Oh. I’ve never really had a book written about me before.”) Ryan seems to take that as a blessing.

On February 1st Ryan asks Brendon what type of music he likes. (“You know, pretty much everything. I love the Smashing Pumpkins, the Beatles, Third Eye Blind, Queen…”) Ryan’s eyes get glassy and Brendon swears he sees his hand come up to clutch at his heart. But to sooth his frightened conscience, he tells himself it was only a trick of the light.

On February 10th Ryan storms into the Starbucks in a fit of rage. He plops down on one of the stools near the counter and rants to Brendon about how he couldn’t sleep at all last night because some guys named Spencer and Jon (Brendon assumes they’re friends of Ryan’s) were “fucking each other’s brains out all night” (ew. Brendon <I>so</I> does not need that mental image) and were apparently “all over each other on the goddamn coffee table in the morning. I mean, shit, how the fuck am I supposed to eat with <I>that</I> going on in front of me, you know?” He looks at Brendon then with desperate, sleep deprived eyes. Since Brendon is feeling particularly poetic that day (he finished his book of Poe last night for English class) he responds with, “Well, maybe they were just lost in each other, you know? Maybe they were just so overpowered by the thrills of young and deep love that they couldn’t bring themselves into the reality of the outside world.” And he’s not even being sarcastic. Brendon is proud of himself. He is so, <I>so</I> getting an A in that class.

Ryan stares at Brendon for a moment, and his eyes are almost as wide as the first day he stepped into the coffee shop. “I hadn’t even…That’s.” There’s a pause, but it’s filled quickly by Ryan’s dreamy sigh. Brendon curses his boyish charms.

The last thing on the list is from February 14th. Brendon unlocks the Starbucks first thing on Friday morning to find a heart shaped box of chocolates behind his counter. He doesn’t know how they got here, he doesn’t know why, but what the hell, free chocolate. One half of the box is filled with white chocolate, the other dark. He takes one of each. The dark has a mocha filling, and the light a peppermint filling.

Brendon spits out the candy and throws the box away, grumbling angrily to himself.

<center>----</center>

Brendon hates today. Brendon wishes he could kick today in the balls and make sure that it could never, <I>ever</I> reproduce another day like this one.

His contacts went missing, so he has to wear these stupid black framed glasses that make him look like a computer tech. He failed his science final yesterday. He <I>knows</I> he did. Besides that, he couldn’t sleep at all because his roommate Gabe decided it would be a good idea to have an all night blowout in their dorm, complete with blaringly loud music. And this morning, Pete just happened to call to tell Brendon that, hey, guess what? Joe is on vacation with his family in Prague, so Brendon has to cover his shift, which means he’ll be working from 6AM to 6PM. Brendon’s never liked Joe.

And it doesn’t help matters at all that today Ryan’s decided to sit and enjoy his peppermint mocha <I>inside</I> of the Starbucks <I>with</I> Brendon, laughing and smiling and talking about nothing and everything while Brendon glares into the distance.

“So,” Ryan says sincerely, sipping his drink. “Have you always wanted to be a barista?”

Brendon’s eyebrows scrunch together, and he tries at his best scowl. “No.”

“Oh.” Ryan smiles, despite Brendon’s obvious annoyance. “What’s your serious career plan?”

“I.” Brendon rubs at his eyes, because the last thing he wants to be doing is telling his future goals to some creepy coffeehouse regular. “Right now I’m taking courses online to get my music major. After that, I don’t know. I’d love to compose or score at some point.”

“That’s wonderful,” Ryan gushes like he actually means it. “I’m at UNLV right now. I’m an English major. I want to be an author someday.”

“You’d better be,” Brendon says absently as he scrubs at one of the coffee pots. “Or else how is that book about me going to get published?”

Ryan giggles, and Brendon swears he can <I>hear</I> him blush. “True.”

“I don’t get it,” Brendon continues, and seriously, <I>why</I> is he still talking? “I’m really not worth writing a book about. I’m not that interesting.”

He chances a glance back at Ryan, who looks as if the world has been ripped out from under him. “What are you <I>talking</I> about?” he murmurs in disbelief. All Brendon can do is shrug, because it’s true. He’s just an average guy living an average life earning average pay at an average job. There’s nothing exciting about it…But maybe that’s what Ryan finds so intriguing.

“You’re interesting to <I>me,</I>” Ryan whispers into his cup. Brendon pretends not to notice.

“Hey, don’t you have somewhere to be?” Brendon asks, because usually when people want coffee it’s because they need the energy to do something. (And, he kind of wants Ryan gone. A lot.)

“No,” is all Ryan says. Brendon doesn’t ask again.

Ryan finishes the rest of his drink in silence, and Brendon almost wants to thank him for the peace and quiet, until Ryan gets up to leave.

“Hey,” he starts, and Brendon turns around.

“What?” he pleads. “What could it possibly be, Ryan?”

Ryan licks his lips and bows his lead. “I just. Are those new glasses?”

Brendon touches the rim of his specks, confused. “No…They’re pretty old. Why?”

“I um.” Ryan clears his throat as he backs out of Starbucks. “It’s just. They look really good on you.”

Brendon tries not to let that make his day.

<center>----</center>

The shop is busy as fuck and Brendon has no idea why, especially at such a crazy hour. He’s taking order after order and when he finally gets to Ryan, every shred of patience he had at the beginning of his shift is absolutely gone.

He starts on Ryan’s usual, and is almost a little surprised not to hear him try to start up some small talk over the noise of the customers.

“What’s the matter?” Brendon snorts as he caps Ryan’s drink. “Talked yourself out?”

“No,” Ryan says, slow at first but then speeding up his words. “Will you marry me?”

<center>And…huh?</center>

This is the final straw. This is as much as Brendon can handle. <I>“What?”</I> He sighs in exasperation, rubbing his temples.

“I just…” Ryan begins. “You make me feel…not like myself. I don’t know why, though. And I don’t know how to…I don’t even <I>like</I> coffee that much….But I think I keep coming in here because I lo--”

“Ryan,” Brendon cries, raising his voice. “I’m just a <I>barista.”</I> He is. And he even flails his arms at their surroundings for effect. “I’m not perfect, I’m not a godsend, I’m no fucking <I>angel from above,</I> okay? I’m just a nineteen year old kid working for minimum wage in a shitty coffee place. And you know what else? <I>I didn’t ask for this.</I> I don’t want somebody like…like <I>that</I> in my life, not now, maybe not ever. All I want is a good job, and a nice house. I don’t think that’s much to ask for, do you?”

<center>It’s a rhetorical question, but Ryan still vigorously shakes his head.</center>

“Good,” Brendon says, yelling now. “So just…just get out. Get your coffee, get out, and <I>leave me alone!”</I>

Brendon pants and looks around. The shop is completely silent. Every eye is on him. He looks to Ryan. All of the color is gone from his face. All of the light his eyes once held has disappeared. He looks like he’s about to break down and cry, and Brendon ignores the drop he feels in his stomach.

“Okay,” Ryan croaks. He sounds so small and insignificant. Brendon ignores that too. “I understand. I’ll go.”

<center>And he does.</center>

Still, no one in the Starbucks speaks. Brendon swallows the lump sliding up his throat and calls out a, “Next.”

<center>----</center>

Ryan doesn’t show up for an entire week. He’ll never admit to it out loud, but Brendon’s seriously starting to worry.

The guilt hasn’t been able to leave him. He sees Ryan’s stupid sad face everywhere. And in his head he keeps hearing his meek voice telling Brendon that he understood, that it was okay, even though Brendon knows it totally wasn’t.

On Friday morning Brendon is staring blankly into space when he sees Ryan across the street, making his way to the coffee shop at a grand speed of ½ mile per hour.

Without even thinking about it, Brendon springs into action. He’s been practicing his latte art during the free time he’s had since Ryan’s been gone, and he hopes that it hasn’t been for nothing. Brendon busies himself by making the best peppermint mocha latte he’s ever made in his entire Starbucks career, and is in the middle of manipulating the milk foam in the exact way he wants it when he hears the bells chime on the door.

Brendon snaps his head around to see Ryan looking guilty as he meanders into the shop. “Ryan. Hey--”

“I’m not here to annoy you,” Ryan assures in a glum voice that almost breaks Brendon. Almost, but not quite. “I‘ve just got a huge test today, and I really need some coffee.”

“No worries, dude.” Brendon spins around, grabbing a cap but making sure to hand it to Ryan separate from the drink. “Here. I made your usual. Enjoy.”

Brendon slides the uncovered drink and its cap over to Ryan, who gives him nothing but a quirked eyebrow in return. But then he looks down at the latte, and then.

<center>Oh, and then.</center>

Ryan freezes. All Brendon can do is watch as every sign of happiness and life floods back into Ryan’s eyes at once, and he can almost <I>see</I> the gears turning in Ryan’s brain, can almost see his heart jolt and stutter back into sync. Ryan bites his lip and gulps and stares at the coffee cup as if it holds everything near and dear to him in the world. All because Brendon made a big and beautiful heart out of the excessive amounts of foam in Ryan’s latte.

“Listen,” Brendon begins. His own heart is starting to feel like the foam one, bubbly and warm. “About what I said…I’m so sorry, Ryan. I was frustrated and tired and…Maybe I’m not…No, I’m <I>definitely</I> not ready for that kind of commitment yet. Who knows if I ever will be.”

<center>He sees Ryan flinch, and it stings, just a little bit.</center>

“But maybe we could work our way up there. You know, start small? Like maybe if you’re not doing anything later we could…get dinner or something?”

Brendon watches as the words sink in. Ryan’s lips part and he slowly raises his head to reach Brendon’s eyes, looking as if he’s just won the lottery.

“Dinner?” He squeaks out. And it’s the happiest, most irritating thing Brendon’s ever heard in his life.

<center>He groans and his head collides with the counter.

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Title: From the Razor to the Rosary
Author:   <lj user="nearlyvelveteen">
Rating: Most likely PG13
Pairing: Ryden
POV: 3rd. Ryan-centric. (And some Joncer, Peterick, Frerard, and Gabilliam if you squint)
Summary:
When Ryan (a bitchy ex-scenekid who's lost all hope in current "hardcore" music) gives a less-than-kind review of a performance by an underground band led by Brendon (a hyperactive and oddly dorky 18 year old) Brendon sets himself on a difficult quest to remind Ryan of what it was like to feel music. This is the story of that quest.
Disclaimer: Not real. I own nothing. The title belongs to My Chemical Romance.
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Author's Notes:
This goes out to Caz for helping me come up with the band name, AND for being my personal cheerleader x]

 

 
It’s a cool night in Vegas, a rare occasion. There isn’t a cloud in the sky, and every star is visible. Each one is like a streetlamp, guiding weary college travelers wherever their little angsty hearts desire. It’s a Saturday. Ryan’s had no class all day, he has no class tomorrow, and all of his weekend homework has been completed. It’d be the perfect night for a stressed college kid like himself to go out drinking with his friends, or see a movie with his friends, or get some dinner with his friends. If, you know, Ryan had some friends.

<lj-cut text="From the razor to the rosary, we could lose ourselves, and paint these walls in pitchfork red.">

 

Instead, he’s heading himself over to the Savannah Café and Nightclub, a typical hotspot for strapping young scenesters and college students alike. It’s almost a weird combination: A quiet and friendly café run by two guys in their mid-twenties by day, and by night, a door opens in the back to reveal a staircase and suddenly, the sounds of angry and hardcore musical screams fill the room, and there are bodies flailing and jumping every which way to the sound. Back when Ryan had only heard rumors about such a place, he’d thought it was the most mystifying and almost romantic thing he’d ever heard. But now…

Ryan opens the café door; the bell above it chimes his arrival. The two baristas/owners he’s come to know so well in his annual visits to the Savannah don’t even greet him anymore. Not until--

“He’s got the newspaper boy cap on,” the blonder, blue-eyed one behind the counter notes, scanning Ryan’s outfit.

The other owner, a darker-haired man with smiling eyes looks up from where he’s wiping a table across the room. “It’s a work day,” he finishes for the first boy, with a slight lisp.

Ryan presses his hat tighter onto his head. He used to get self-conscious when the baristas talked about him like that, but nowadays their criticism of his odd choice in clothing has just become as natural as ‘hello‘.

He’s about to correct their bad sense of time, (“Work night, actually. See how there’s, like, no sun outside and stuff? Isn’t that weird? It’s all dark and shit. That’s because it’s night.”) but before he opens his mouth the blonde one says, “The band’s already started. You’d better hurry up.” Ryan nods and meanders to the back of the room, where Zack is waiting by the door. (Hey, every proper nightclub has to have a doorman, right?) He goes through the routine process of showing Zack his press pass. Zack nods and Ryan opens the door, hops down the staircase and into the club, free of charge. This would be pretty cool if, you know, the bands Ryan got to see were actually good.

He’s had this job for months and it’s almost still kind of a shock when he steps off that final stair, and into the club itself. It’s relatively big, for being under a tiny indie coffee shop. It’s only a bit smaller than the bottom floor of any House of Blues, but probably twice as crowded.

The place smells like sweat, and blood, and beer, and more sweat, and, alright, maybe a little bit like urine. But seriously? This place isn't for babies. That’s just gross.

Years ago Ryan would have thought the club smelled like rebellion, and defiance, and music. But that was then, and this is now, and Ryan Ross isn’t the Ryan Ross he was years ago. He’s older, he’s more mature, and he’s. Well. Things change.

Ryan weaves his way through pulsing teenaged bodies to the bar, and perches on his usual stool. The bartender, Joe, isn’t a bad guy. When Ryan was only 20 and had just gotten his job, Joe would still let him have a beer or two, so they’ve had a relatively good relationship since then.

Tonight, though, Ryan’s too tired to drink. He’s too tired to even be here, but he needs the extra coin. Between the new books he has to get for this semester, and the hospital bill he has to pay for his dad, and the fact that his car just magically decided it had to break down today…

Yeah. More money would be nice.

He’s not even listening to the band at first, he’s observing the crowd. They’re all doing generally the same thing: slamming into each other, screaming, grinding, hitting, punching, occasionally doing awkward forms of interpretive dance, and being overall obnoxious. But Ryan can tell that half of them aren’t even there for whatever unknown band is playing tonight. No. Half of them are just there to be there. Ryan can see it in their faces, in their appearance. From their poor chemically dyed multicolored hairstyles and thick eyeliner to their sarcastic or “clever” t-shirts, ( ‘I Can’t Hear You Over the Sound of My Awesomeness’ and ‘Free Hugs!’) all the way down to their bright, too-tight jeans and checkerboard shoes. He sees pretty much the same picture every Saturday at the Savannah: Just a bunch of fake kids trying to impress more fake kids by showering themselves in concepts they don’t even care about or understand. It’s almost enough to make Ryan puke.

But then he notices the band, and it gets worse.

Surprise, surprise, it’s another screamo-popcore-indie-punk-whatever band. There’s exactly four billion eight hundred and fifty seven names for bands like this one, but they’re all the same to Ryan: more wannabe rock stars who are playing nothing that’s already been heard before and will remain forever unsigned.

Ryan’s heard a couple kids on campus talk about these guys. Apparently the “scene” kids really go for them, or whatever. They’re becoming pretty big for a local band. It’s only a matter of time before they’re dubbed sell-outs by the very kids in this room. The ones that used to spend their days bruising themselves to this music. Ryan’s seen it all before.

Sighing, Ryan takes a small notepad and a pen out of the back pocket of his charcoal jeans. As he does so, a girl in a pink tutu with striped leggings and choppy blonde side bangs bites her lip and winks at him. He offers a shaky smile back and tries not to look too weirded out. This happens to him from time to time, and it’s understandable. In his hugging jeans, studded belt, and clinging v-neck, it’s near impossible to tell that he’s not only a senior in college, but also a journalist. He is “the man”, the enemy. Bands and fans alike are supposed to despise him. And yet, here they are making eyes at him, blissfully unaware. Ryan would have laughed if the idea of himself actually fitting in with these kids didn’t make his stomach churn.

He flips open to a clean page and sighs again, setting his eyes toward the stage. A white banner with the words ‘As the City Riots’ hand drawn on it hangs on the back of the stage. Ryan starts there (as he usually does) by scribbling that band name down at the top of the paper. Then he sits back, and tries his best to relax and watch the performance long enough to get a decent amount of notes down. There’s no good article without good notes, as Patrick always says.

The band doesn’t look like much of a motley crew, rather, just a bunch of stupid kids with nothing better to do. They seem more like a garage band than anything else.

The bassist is some long haired guy in a shirt at least six sizes too small for him. He’s playing pretty decently (Ryan jots it down) but he’s doing this weird sort of…well. Dancing doesn’t seem to describe it. It’s like all the different parts of his body are trying to do the wave at once, and the output is…interesting.

Ryan jots that down too.

Ryan knows the drummer. He’s that guy who left that other scene band with that song that almost went somewhere on the charts. Ryan has seen them play here within the past few weeks. The drummer’s playing has not improved since then.

Ryan makes a note of that.

The guitar player is ehh, for lack of a better word. He doesn’t sound like he’s actually playing the same song as the band. He doesn’t even sound in tune. And he’s covered completely in a baby blue (girl’s?) hoodie that is, once again, smaller than normal. Not to mention that he's about as tall as the Empire State Building, and he's got these black shades on, even though the club is dark enough. He looks like he thinks he's too cool for this crowd, this song, this band.

Ryan sketches a little picture of him on the page, and smirks.

The singer, however, is a mild improvement. It’s not because of his talent, or lack thereof. It’s not because of his clothes or…lack thereof, either. It’s because. Well, to be frank, it’s because from what Ryan can see, the guy is hot as shit.

To be fair, Ryan hasn’t gotten laid in like, weeks, alright? Maybe longer. Definitely longer…Ryan can’t remember the last time he got laid, which sucks because he’s a college student for fuck’s sake. He’s supposed to be having hot, promiscuous sex with random strangers every night and waking up in the morning with almost no memory of the experience whatsoever, because that’s what college kids do. But it’s difficult, you know? It’s not his fault that he’s doing class assignments until the ass crack of dawn during the week; and on Saturdays he’s out till, like, one AM watching shitty bands to earn cash; and on Sundays and Thursdays he’s stuck inside the computer lab for half the afternoon with the rest of the newspaper staff writing a review of said shitty bands as best he can, based on messy notes. And it’s not his fault that some people don’t find him the most…wonderful person to be around. They just don’t understand him. It’s not his fault that he’s so…

It’s not Ryan’s fault he’s so Ryan-ish.

Ryan decides he doesn’t have a sufficient enough view. He makes his way around the crowd to stand by the side of the stage, not so he can get a better look at the singer-- that’s definitely not why. He needs a better view because…he needs to be able to see the show properly in order to write a sufficient article. Yeah, that makes sense.

Up close, the guy is so much different than the blurring mass of limbs Ryan had focused in on from the back of the room.

He’s so, so much hotter.

The first thing Ryan notices is that the dude is totally shirtless. And, okay, maybe he doesn’t have the biggest six pack of all time, but what he does have is pretty nice. And he’s sweating. Like a lot. It gets worse when the singer, woah, when the singer grabs the bottle of water that's sitting on the drum riser, uncaps it, and pours it all over himself. And when he shakes his dark brown hair, beads of water fly into the crowd and all over the other band members.

 


 
 
 
 
 
 

Please. I'm not a fangirl, okay? Don't think that of me.
It's just that. I've hurted with these bands, with their music. When I was down, the music was there. When I was happy, the music was there. When I was so angry it took all I had not to punch something, the music was still there. It's helped me through the bad times, and it's carried me through the good times. And the people. The people who write that glorious music, they think like I do.  Most of them, they've gone through the same things I'm going through now. And it makes me feel kind of...like I'm not alone. When I'm at a show, and I'm bouncing around to the music with everyone else, I feel like I'm part of something great. The artists and their words make me realize that I'm part of a movement. And so if I'm screaming or dancing at a concert, that's why. I can't help myself.
And if that makes me a fangirl, then goddammit.
Hello. My name is Rachel and I am a music addict.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Don't do a peace sign (and make a stupid face while doing it) in a picture (or real life) unless you ACTUALLY want peace, okay?
Sincerely,